a ladybug is walking on my hand and it keeps biting me aw
my new best friend
apparently this little shit of an imposter is in fact an asian beetle who bites people because it’s an evil son of a bitch
i can’t even look at you right now, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave
[Somebody That I Used To Know playing in the distance]
I will fuck w Theo James until the end of time
Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.
Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD