are u ok

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

oreoofficial:

when the titles of songs arent said in the actual song i get uncomfortable

(Source: oreoofficial)

punkbread:

i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’

tyleroakley:

isn’t this the opening line of the power rangers

oqk:

put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

wethinkwedream:

What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers.