are u ok

fakedean:

fakedean:

fakedean:

a ladybug is walking on my hand and it keeps biting me aw

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my new best friend

apparently this little shit of an imposter is in fact an asian beetle who bites people because it’s an evil son of a bitch

i can’t even look at you right now, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave

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[Somebody That I Used To Know playing in the distance]

hartbig-and-bowties:

jameenicolee:

allisonilene:

Yes….what is an egg-pant? This is an important question.

Pants for eggs duh

what eggs do after they do a lengthy cardio workut duh

reallylameblog:

I will fuck w Theo James until the end of time

Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: deadkirschtein)

nosdrinker:

reblog if aliens are real and you want to skateboard with them

(Source: nosdrinker)

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

fake-mermaid:


this is what happens when i don’t answer my texts